mar
05
2008
quote of the day: control
“I am so excited to follow [the Ohio and Texas primary election] returns that I am not following these returns. I am TiVoing CNN at home. I like to touch my TV screen whenever John King touches his TV screen. It’s like he’s controlling the election … and I’m controlling him!”— Stephen Colbert, on Tuesday night’s The Colbert Report
Another gem from the same episode:
“I’m no fan of March Madness. But it sure beats February syphilis. This is The Colbert Report.”
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